Police Officer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What am I talking about? Elmwood's closed.
Tim: Fallen tree?
Police Officer: No. A dead cow. Yeah, frozen to the highway.
Tim: What?
Marty: Happens a lot.
Police Officer: Go north - that's left.
Tim: All right.
Police Officer: OK? Now, at Beechwood you turn east, that's right. Now, Beechwood becomes Route 2. But you won't know that 'cause it's called Evelyn. But it doesn't matter 'cause the sign blew down.
Tim: Sign's down.
Police Officer: OK. Now, continue going east, on Evelyn, also known as Beechwood, a.k.a. Route 2, till the fork in the road. Now, north - left - is Carmelita, right - south - is Maple. You want right-south Maple. Got that?
Tim: Cows freeze to the highway a lot?