Quote from Randy in Howard's End
Brad: I can't believe it. Four different pet stores, and we couldn't find one that matched Howard's spot. Randy: How was I supposed to know that there are 20 different types of goldfish? Brad: Jennifer's gonna be really mad when she sees Howard floating there, dead. Randy: Wait. What if he's not floating? Brad: What? Randy: What if we took a very tiny ball bearing and stuck it in his mouth? He'll sink to the bottom. She'll think he's alive. Brad: Yeah. Then she'll take him home and think she killed him.