Randy: What are you doing?
Brad: Remember when Jennifer told me to keep the bowl well lit? I think I moved the bowl a little too close to the desk lamp.
Randy: Well, that was smart. What did you think? He wanted to read in bed?
Brad: I didn't know the water would get that hot. Just take him out and see if he flops around.
Randy: No way. The only slimy thing I touch is you.
[After Brad reaches in and grabs the goldfish, he places it on the kitchen counter]
Randy: One, two, three. He's fried.