Quote from Randy in Howard's End
Randy: What are you doing? Brad: Remember when Jennifer told me to keep the bowl well lit? I think I moved the bowl a little too close to the desk lamp. Randy: Well, that was smart. What did you think? He wanted to read in bed? Brad: I didn't know the water would get that hot. Just take him out and see if he flops around. Randy: No way. The only slimy thing I touch is you. [After Brad reaches in and grabs the goldfish, he places it on the kitchen counter] Randy: One, two, three. He's fried.