Tim: You know, the only problem I have with Christmas trees, you spend so much time decorating the front of it. You never get to see the back of it. So I got this idea from an old college turntable. Maybe we could motorize this thing. So I used a ten-amp, heavy-duty synchronous motor, triple-reduction gears and a four-to-one final drive...
Al: Well, excuse me, Tim. Are you sure you connected the spur gear to the final drive instead of the motor output shaft?
Tim: AI, I'm insulted. You know who you're talking to?
Al: Yes, I do, Tim.
Tim: There's more than one way to do it, AI. Lisa, plug it in for me.
Lisa: Sure thing, Tim.
Al: Well, it's just that...
Tim: AI, please? [the tree rotates slowly]
Al: Well, son of a gun.
Tim: When you know what you're doing, folks, anything is possible.
[After two flashes and bangs, the tree rotates rapidly sending the ornaments flying off in all directions]
Tim: Incoming!