Lorelai Quote #1945
Quote from Lorelai in Pulp Friction
Lorelai: What were you thinking?
Luke: Kirk was at the diner talking about how he wished how he and Lulu had what we have, and I just mentioned-
Lorelai: Are you insane? Everybody knows you can't mention anything to Kirk.
Luke: I was cornered. I was tired. I wanted to go to sleep.
Lorelai: Well, now we have to go in there and take care of him. He is now our responsibility.
Luke: But-
Lorelai: Uh, uh! Pottery Barn, baby. You break it, you buy it.
Luke: Ah, geez.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Pulp Friction’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: There's nothing in here but ice cream, candy bars, cookie dough, canned frosting. Why are you not four hundred and fifty pounds?
Lorelai: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Wow, did you see that?
Luke: You know, if someone opened a store in this town selling giant butterfly nets, they'd make a fortune.
Lorelai: Come on, the crazy need love too.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Okay, floor looks good, table looks good. Hey, what happened to our books?
Sookie: What do you mean?
Lorelai: All our beautiful, leather-bound books. Jonathon Swift, Edith Wharton, Charles Dickens. A lot of them are gone.
Sookie: The guests must have swiped 'em.
Lorelai: They swiped Jonathon Swift and left me with Clifford, the Big Red Dog and five copies of He's Just Not That Into You.
Sookie: We've been airplane booked.