Emily Quote #402
Quote from Emily in Pulp Friction
Lorelai: [answers phone] Hello?
Emily: [screaming at Luke over phone] Just because you run a diner and have mastered the art of the blank stare does not mean it's going to work with me. And Richard went through a great deal of trouble to set the whole thing up, and you never even called Herb Smith. Apparently, you can't follow through with anything! Not even a razor!
Lorelai: [enters] Mom, what are you doing here?
Emily: I am having what I'm sure will turn out to be yet another fruitless conversation with this man.
Lorelai: I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.
Luke: It's okay.
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‘Pulp Friction’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: There's nothing in here but ice cream, candy bars, cookie dough, canned frosting. Why are you not four hundred and fifty pounds?
Lorelai: I know. Scientists call it the Lorelai Paradox.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Wow, did you see that?
Luke: You know, if someone opened a store in this town selling giant butterfly nets, they'd make a fortune.
Lorelai: Come on, the crazy need love too.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Okay, floor looks good, table looks good. Hey, what happened to our books?
Sookie: What do you mean?
Lorelai: All our beautiful, leather-bound books. Jonathon Swift, Edith Wharton, Charles Dickens. A lot of them are gone.
Sookie: The guests must have swiped 'em.
Lorelai: They swiped Jonathon Swift and left me with Clifford, the Big Red Dog and five copies of He's Just Not That Into You.
Sookie: We've been airplane booked.