Rory Quote #590
Quote from Rory in Jews and Chinese Food
Marty: I am going to say something that will upset possibly everyone in the entire world.
Rory: Wow.
Marty: I thought the I Love Lucy episode with Harpo Marx was lame.
Rory: Get out.
Marty: There's no way Harpo even for a second would have believed he was looking in a mirror. And the last time they made that "popping up from behind the partition" move, Lucy was totally slower than him.
Rory: You've carried this with you for a very long time.
Marty: I mean, we had to believe a lot during those Hollywood shows. Dore Schary just happened to be hanging out in their pool. And I'm sorry, I was totally with Lucy when Ricky took those women to the premiere of his movie. What an ass.
Rory: You've got to stop watching I Love Lucy.
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Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Hey, do you think Grandpa knew about it?
Lorelai: About Christopher coming?
Rory: Do you think he planned it with Grandma?
Lorelai: Look how panicked you are. No, honey, honestly, the whole thing reeks of Emily. I mean, not that I think he would have discouraged it, but I'm pretty sure she's the one who poisoned the apple and gave it to Dopey to bring to the party.
Quote from Michel
Sookie: [answers phone] Hello?
Michel: I heard a noise in the kitchen.
Sookie: What kind of noise?
Michel: A "bam", or a "clang". Possibly a "crash". It might have a "wham" or a "kapow".
Sookie: Well, did you go check it out?
Michel: Excuse me, I'm extremely busy. Someone here has to work, I mean, the two of you just run off to do your little decorating project and you leave me here alone.
Sookie: Michel! Did you actually hear a noise?
Michel: Of course I heard a noise. It was a "thwap" or a "vroom".
Quote from Michel
Sookie: [answers phone] What, Michel?
Michel: I'm smelling something very funny coming from the kitchen. Could be a pungent cheese, could be arson. Should I call the firemen to come, or should I just fetch some crackers?