Lorelai Quote #1691
Quote from Lorelai in Raincoats and Recipes
Lorelai: This is your first time. It's just not the way your first time was supposed to be.
Rory: Oh, and how was my first time supposed to be?
Lorelai: Well, first of all, it was supposed to be in a retirement home. And secondly, ideally, it was supposed to be with someone single.
Rory: My first time was with someone sweet and kind who loves me.
Lorelai: I didn't raise you to be like this. I didn't raise you to be the kind of girl who sleeps with someone else's husband.
Rory: You slept with dad when he was with Sherry.
Lorelai: He wasn't married to Sherry.
Rory: He was engaged, and she was pregnant.
Lorelai: So, this is all my fault? I set one crappy example for you, and you have no choice but to follow in my footsteps? [Rory walks off] Rory, what are you going to do now? Huh? Is there a plan?
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Quote from Kirk
Kirk: I have night terrors.
Luke: Night terrors?
Kirk: Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening, scary, out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house.
Luke: Jeez.
Kirk: I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom.
Luke: Why?
Kirk: Because it was a bomb.
Luke: Of course.
Kirk: After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof.
Luke: Huh.
Kirk: Completely naked.
Luke: Aw, jeez!
Kirk: The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire.
Quote from Michel
Michel: I don't understand why you get to bring Rory, and I don't get to bring my Chows.
Lorelai: Because I'm mad with power.
Michel: They are cleaner than she is. They are quieter than she is.
Lorelai: Stop comparing your dogs to my kid.
Michel: As much as you love Rory, that is how much I love Paw-paw and Chin Chin.
Lorelai: I gave birth to her! I carried her inside me, and nine months and twenty-six hours later, she came out!
Michel: If I could have given birth to them myself, I would have. But I didn't have that choice!
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: I did everything right! I did exactly what the book said!
Lorelai: The book?!
Luke: I thought we were on track, and now you're standing there looking at me like I'm crazy.
Lorelai: I'm not looking at you like you're crazy!
Luke: You know the last time I bought flowers for someone? Never! That's when! Very easy stat to remember!
Lorelai: I loved the flowers!
Luke: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
Lorelai: There was! There was a moment. [Luke steps forward] What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still? [they kiss] [Lorelai steps forward] What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still? [they kiss]