Kirk Quote #130
Kirk: I'm sorry, are you a fan of the '50s-slash-mid-'60s sitcom heroines?
Lorelai: I don't know. Am I?
Kirk: I think you are.
Lorelai: Bewitched. I love Bewitched.
Kirk: Me too. Dr. Bombay was a big influence on me.
Lorelai: Oh, my God. Serena? I wanted to be Serena. With that hair.
Kirk: And the miniskirts.
Lorelai: And the groovy, psychedelic music.
Kirk: Did you practice the twitch?
Lorelai: Oh, who didn't practice the twitch?
Kirk: Tabitha was so lucky. And hey, what ever happened to her little brother Adam? I mean, they determined in episode 242 that he was a warlock, and then-
Luke: I'm trying to get divorced here!
Kirk: Sorry.
Lorelai: I'm sorry.
Kirk: Remember when Endora called him "Derwood?"
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Afterboom’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Ready?
Lorelai: Okay. Wait. Just wait. We can still leave.
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Rory, right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, "Don't go in there."
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: I need stamps.
Kirk: Well, your timing is perfect. The breakfast-food series just came out last week. Look at the dancing toast. Aren't they a kick? And here is our cartoon series.
Lorelai: Hey, do you have any Lucille Balls left?
Kirk: Yes, I have some Balls.