Jess Quote #108
Quote from Jess in Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels
Luke: But Jess, don't you think that we should discuss this?
Jess: Discuss what?
Luke: T.J.
Jess: I thought we just did.
Luke: But we didn't come up with a solution.
Jess: A solution to what?
Luke: Are we having the same conversation? A solution to him.
Jess: A solution would have been birth control. Too late, move on.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: I think we're late.
Lorelai: We're not late.
Rory: Well, Grandma said dinner starts at six.
Lorelai: Yeah, well that means seven.
Rory: In what universe?
Lorelai: They invite you at six knowing you won't be here until seven so dinner won't start until eight. Actually we're early.
Quote from Lorelai
Lane: Hey, did somebody sit on me just now?
Lorelai: No, why?
Lane: My hip hurts.
Lorelai: Oh, getting old. [looks at the open oven] Hey, did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?
Quote from Jess
Luke: Jess, we have to do something about this.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: I don't know. We have to say something.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: He's a grown man with an Etch-A-Sketch!
Jess: So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear.