Lorelai: Cheeseburger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I'm looking for heroes.

Emily: [on the phone] You must think I'm a complete idiot.
Lorelai: No, Mom, I don't.
Emily: There is no flier. You're making it up to cover for the fact that you once again neglected to tell me about an important event in your life.
Lorelai: Mom, I swear there's a flier.
Emily: Shame on you for swearing there's a flier. That's the worst possible thing you could do.
Lorelai: Liv Tyler grew up her entire life thinking Todd Rundgren was her real father. You think that might knock this out of first place?

Lorelai: I can't believe we're doing this.
Sookie: Well, you did tell her to treat us like any other catering service.
Lorelai: "I'd like you to do a test meal, Lorelai. After all, you are a new company." She must be so happy right now. She's probably been cackling into her magic mirror all morning.