Lorelai Quote #1144

Quote from Lorelai in Dear Emily and Richard

Rory: I just need to go on record that a grown man should not throw himself a Beanie Baby retirement party.
Lorelai: Just hold your breath this one actually takes.
Rory: And how is Sookie supposed to plan a Beanie Baby menu?
Lorelai: Lots of beans.
Rory: I think this is ridiculous.
Lorelai: Angel face, you need to learn that there are going to be times in your life when you have to do ridiculous things for money. If you're Adrian Zmed, that includes everything that ever happens in your whole career.

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 ‘Dear Emily and Richard’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Dean: I gotta place an order.
Jess: Talk into the clown.
Dean: I am.

Quote from Emily

Emily: Well, your father calls every night at nine o'clock and we talk.
Lorelai: So, you spend fifteen minutes talking to Dad and then you hang up the phone and you... what? Watch television?
Emily: I don't watch that much television. I don't find forensic work quite as fascinating as the rest of the world.
Lorelai: But you have cable, right? I mean, you could watch movies.
Emily: Yes, but I never know where the maid puts that guide they send you, so I always wind up turning it on after a movie has already started and I don't like to come in on the middle of things.
Lorelai: But you could tape the movies, or get a DVD player.
Emily: I don't need a DVD player.
Lorelai: Well, why not? Then you could buy all those musicals you love and watch them whenever you felt like it.
Emily: I'm not an invalid, Lorelai.

Quote from Dean

Jess: Give me your order and get out.
Dean: Service with a smile. Six burgers, three cheese two cheddar, one Swiss. Two plain burgers, one chili burger with cheese and onions on the side. Three ham on ryes one mayo, one mustard, one combo. A combo means mustard and...
Jess: I know what a combo means.
Dean: Sorry, guess that confused look is just how your face is.