Lorelai Quote #649

Quote from Lorelai in Run Away, Little Boy

Rory: An ice-cream maker!
Sookie: A Musso Lussino 480.
Lorelai: Somebody sent a fascist ice-cream maker?
Sookie: Italian design, stainless steel body, chrome finish.
Lorelai: And no card. Perfect.
Sookie: [gasps] Jackson just got in his apple crop. We can make cider ice cream.
Lorelai: Yes, we can, using his ice cream maker. But II Duce here is going back.
Rory: To where? Maybe it's an orphan.
Sookie: That's right. We'd be giving it a home.
Lorelai: Once again, I bring up the fact that this is a wedding present. And as I am not getting married, neither God's law nor Emily Post allows me to keep this.

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 ‘Run Away, Little Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Lane

Rory: [on the phone] She's letting you go? That's amazing. What changed her mind?
Lane: I let her watch Romeo and Juliet movie with Leo and Claire Danes.
Rory: Really? I would have thought she hated it.
Lane: Oh, she did. But trust my mom to turn one of the world's great love stories into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: We talked about the things we had in common, and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab. Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take him down the river? That's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river.

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