Lorelai Quote #2249
Quote from Lorelai in I'm OK, You're OK
Lorelai: The Gilmores are moving in.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: Kirk was in here today.
Rory: Nothing good starts with "Kirk was in here today."
Lorelai: And he's trying to be a realtor, and he told me that he's been taking my parents around to look at houses.
Rory: Around here?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: But why?
Lorelai: Why? Because Luke and I are getting married, and I guess they figure we'll be having kids, and they wanna be near me when that happens. Really near. Like, in the room wearing Bill Blass scrubs.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘I'm OK, You're OK’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Mom, come on. You were gonna be invited over. I just wanted to make sure everything was done and ready and that I could have you over when I could spend the maximum amount of time showing you around. [whispers to Luke as she opens the door] My parents are here. [Luke turns around and leaves] I was hoping to have a nice little catered affair, you know, with guys in black coats carrying trays. 'Cause I know how much you love guys in black coats carrying trays.
Emily: Who was at the door?
Lorelai: Oh, it was Ed McMahon. He's always showing up with these big cardboard checks. They are impossible to endorse, by the way.
Emily: I am never not sorry that I ask these questions.
Quote from Paris
Paris: I mean, who are we kidding? I am not cut out to deal with people. I was made to be in a lab or an operating room or a bunker somewhere with a well-behaved monkey by my side. I'm sorry, too, you know, for throwing you out.
Rory: Consider it even.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, well, if it isn't New Haven's favorite whore hound.
Logan: Is Rory here?
Paris: Yes.
Logan: Can I talk to her?
Paris: No. But you can talk to me. [opens door] What do you wanna talk about? Life? Love? Common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?
Logan: Rory?
Paris: Rashes, sores, insanity.