Kirk Quote #5
Quote from Kirk in The Breakup, Part 2
Kirk: [to Rory] I never liked him. I don't know exactly what it was. Something about the shape of his forehead or his height or the floppy hairstyle. Actually, yes, on reflection, I think it was the floppy hairstyle.
Lorelai: Hey, good morning, Kirk.
Kirk: Lorelai, I want to express my apologies for not voicing my concerns about that floppy-haired jerk earlier, because if I had...
Lorelai: Don't. You know what, you need to leave now.
Kirk: I cannot go until you accept my apology.
Lorelai: I accept your apology.
Kirk: All right. It will not happen again.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Breakup, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Rory, my heart, it is Saturday, the day of rest.
Rory: Sunday is the day of rest.
Lorelai: No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Rory: Pre-rest?
Lorelai: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you're rested enough to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That makes absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That's because it's 6:00 on Saturday morning.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Honey, he did not plan a romantic evening complete with dinner and a junkyard which we'll get back to later... And then suddenly decide to dump you.
Rory: How do you know?
Lorelai: Because I've read every Nancy Drew mystery. The one about the Amish country twice. I know there's more to the story than what you're telling me.
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Rory, what's the matter?
Rory: Nothing. I just want to get started. I listed all the things we say we're gonna do on weekends but when weekends comes around you say they're too boring to actually do on a weekend day. So then you say we'll do them during the week which, of course, we never do. So... I think that we should get them all out of the way today once and for all. And to make it interesting, we should come up with, like, a reward system. So once we're done with everything on the list, we could go get manicures. Or we could go to that Swiss place for fondue for dinner. Or we could stuff our purses full of Sour Patch Kids and Milk Duds and go see the Stars Hollow elementary school production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf??
Lorelai: It's 6:00.
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: On Saturday morning.
Rory: That's right.
Lorelai: It's 6:00 on Saturday morning!
Rory: Do you want to wear docks or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers.
Rory: Up, please!