Lorelai Quote #334
Quote from Lorelai in Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
Rory: Mom, it's just Luke's ex-girlfriend.
Lorelai: I know. I just hate that I made myself look so stupid in front of-
Rory: Luke?
Lorelai: No, Rachel. She was standing there, fresh off a plane. She had no plane hair at all, might I add.
Rory: What exactly is plane hair?
Lorelai: You know. It's all big and all... Gah.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And he's looking at her like she's Miss September. And she's looking at him like he's Johnny Depp and I was just babbling like a moron. What is wrong with me?
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: I don't know what's wrong with me. This is a beautiful festival. People should be enjoying it.
Luke: It's a crazy festival based on a nutty myth about two lunatics who in all probability did not even exist. Even if they did, they probably dropped dead of diphtheria before age 24. The town of Stars Hollow probably got its name from the local dance hall prostitute. Two rich drunk guys who made up the story to make it look good on a poster.
Lorelai: You're full of hate and loathing, and I got to tell you I love it.
Luke: Oh, it's good to have someone to share this hate with.
Quote from Paris
Tristin: Ah, to be young and in love.
Paris: What a shame Elizabeth Barrett Browning wasn't here to see this. She'd put her head through a wall.
Quote from Rory
Dean: So, what book did you bring?
Rory: What?
Dean: Come on. You always bring a book, and I was just wondering what's the three-month anniversary book?
Rory: Actually, I brought The New Yorker.
Dean: A magazine, really?
Rory: It's the fiction issue.