Lorelai Quote #265

Quote from Lorelai in Concert Interruptus

Sookie: Did you ever see Everest?
Lorelai: No.
Sookie: It's a good movie.
Lorelai: We must be getting close. We're running out of rows.
Sookie: And 1,000. Okay. We're here.
Lorelai: Great. Okay. This is fine.
Sookie: Yep. Not bad at all. [Lorelai giggles] [both giggle] What? What is so funny?
Lorelai: These are the worst seats in the entire world.
Sookie: They are, aren't they?
Lorelai: Oh, my God! It's so funny. Don't you think this is funny?
Man: You know, I don't.
Lorelai: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sookie: Ooh, they're starting! Do you have a lighter?
Lorelai: You mean a flamethrower. Get it? A flamethrower, 'cause it's so far.

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 ‘Concert Interruptus’ Quotes

Quote from Rory

Rory: Tomorrow.
Lane: Wow.
Rory: Yep.
Lane: All three of them, huh?
Rory: "Double, double, toil and trouble."
Lane: Well, it should make for an interesting afternoon.
Rory: "With the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."
Lane: You're doing well in Shakespeare class?
Rory: Not bad.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Okay, here. With these tickets, you're about to enter sacred space. You will be treading on hallowed ground. You will be walking like an Egyptian.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Take them. Oh, you're gonna have a great time. The Bangles are the best! They were my favorite group in high school. I almost named you Susanna. The day I found out you had no musical talent at all was the saddest day of my life.
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: Well, you say that now.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Now, we have four tickets to the show tonight.
Rory: Yes, we do.
Lorelai: What if I give them to you?
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: Seems like you guys have a bonding thing going on in there. It might be fun.
Rory: What about you?
Lorelai: You and I have bonded already. If we bond any further, we'll be permanently fused together.