Lorelai Quote #264

Quote from Lorelai in Concert Interruptus

Lorelai: Okay, here. With these tickets, you're about to enter sacred space. You will be treading on hallowed ground. You will be walking like an Egyptian.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Take them. Oh, you're gonna have a great time. The Bangles are the best! They were my favorite group in high school. I almost named you Susanna. The day I found out you had no musical talent at all was the saddest day of my life.
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: Well, you say that now.


 ‘Concert Interruptus’ Quotes

Quote from Rory

Rory: Tomorrow.
Lane: Wow.
Rory: Yep.
Lane: All three of them, huh?
Rory: "Double, double, toil and trouble."
Lane: Well, it should make for an interesting afternoon.
Rory: "With the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."
Lane: You're doing well in Shakespeare class?
Rory: Not bad.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Now, we have four tickets to the show tonight.
Rory: Yes, we do.
Lorelai: What if I give them to you?
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: Seems like you guys have a bonding thing going on in there. It might be fun.
Rory: What about you?
Lorelai: You and I have bonded already. If we bond any further, we'll be permanently fused together.

 Lorelai Gilmore Quotes

Quote from Let the Games Begin

Emily: What on earth does Frank Lloyd Wright have to do with my salad?
Richard: And your walnuts.
Lorelai: Mrs. Wright apparently had this major problem with her help. She was very rough on them and they totally hated her. So this guy who had worked for her forever, he had finally had enough. I believe the incident was over walnuts, wasn't it, honey?
Rory: The exact cause has not been proven.
Lorelai: Anyhow, Mrs. Wright invites this whole posse of people over for dinner and they're all sitting around eating, and Mr. Disgruntled Servant Guy goes outside and locks all the doors and windows and douses the whole house in gasoline and sets the place on fire.
Emily: My goodness.
Lorelai: So the house is on fire, and people are freaking out, so they run to the doors but the doors are locked, so a few of them try to get out through the windows, but Mr. Angry-Puss is standing outside with an ax hacking them to death and so they all died.
Emily: Why on earth would you tell me that story?
Lorelai: All I'm saying is, sometimes eating a walnut is preferable to getting hacked to death or set on fire during dinner.
Emily: One of these days I'm going to make you eat in your room.

Quote from Afterboom

Rory: Ready?
Lorelai: Okay. Wait. Just wait. We can still leave.
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Rory, right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, "Don't go in there."