Lorelai Quote #1477
Quote from Lorelai in The Festival of Living Art
Lorelai: Seven years ago on this very stage in this very costume, I flinched.
Rory: No, you didn't.
Lorelai: Yes, I did. You weren't watching. I was in denial. I just didn't want Taylor to be right, but he was. I flinched.
Rory: Well, so what? You flinched a little. I bet most people didn't see it. Stevie Wonder could have seen it. I almost knocked Terrence down.
Lorelai: I flinched. I am a big, fat flincher!
Rory: But that was a long time ago.
Lorelai: Once a flincher, always a flincher.
Rory: No, no, Mom. That was seven years ago. You're different now.
Lorelai: Yeah, I am. I'm less stable. My muscles are weaker and my bones are more fragile. There are a dozen more ways for me to wobble now. I'm a Weeble, and Weebles wobble. I'm gonna blow the whole finale and the town is gonna hate me.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Festival of Living Art’ Quotes
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: You would fold?
Taylor Doose: What was that, Kirk?
Kirk: You would fold due simply to hardship?
Taylor Doose: Not now, Kirk. Keep everything where it is, guys. No reason to unload it just to load it again.
Kirk: Would you follow blind guides which strain at a gnat and swallow a camel?
Miss Patty: Oh, that's your blood sugar talking, sweetie. Eat a candy bar.
Kirk: This is but a crisis of faith.
Taylor Doose: I said not now, Kirk.
Miss Patty: Let him talk. What's the harm?
Kirk: When the road to your destination is revealed to be long and dusty, is your destination's value so diminished?
Taylor Doose: Well, I suppose not, but still-
Kirk: If a storm mars your camp for the night, is it wise to search for high ground or hold your camp 'til the light of new day?
Miss Patty: Well, it's something to think about.
Kirk: A crisis of faith can be delivered, but one must believe to be delivered.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: This is a violation of my civil rights.
Lorelai: You better do what John Ashcroft says or they may just follow us home.
Rory: Unbelievable.
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: How's your research coming along, Kirk?
Kirk: Good, although I got off to a slow start. I didn't realize Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament 'til I hit page 368.