Lorelai Quote #1459
Quote from Lorelai in An Affair to Remember
Sookie: We did it, we got the job! What a score! We landed a whale.
Lorelai: Yeah, we always had the job, Sookie. The whale was just toying with us. She was swatting us with her tail and hosing us down with her blowhole because that is the whale's M.O., humiliate and rip apart every other fish in the sea until there's nothing left but a bloody pile of chum.
Sookie: Boy, you really hate whales, don't you?
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