Lorelai Quote #1162

Quote from Lorelai in Dear Emily and Richard

Lorelai: She's jogging in place.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: I think she's hoping to aerobicize the thing right out of there.
Rory: Well, should we stop her?
Lorelai: I tried. She almost took an eye out.
Rory: Well, that can't be good for the baby.
Lorelai: It's probably no worse than the guilt trip it's gonna get for showing up a week early.
Rory: You do know it's a girl.
Lorelai: Yes, I should probably stop calling it "it". Her "it".

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 ‘Dear Emily and Richard’ Quotes

Quote from Dean

Dean: I gotta place an order.
Jess: Talk into the clown.
Dean: I am.

Quote from Emily

Emily: Well, your father calls every night at nine o'clock and we talk.
Lorelai: So, you spend fifteen minutes talking to Dad and then you hang up the phone and you... what? Watch television?
Emily: I don't watch that much television. I don't find forensic work quite as fascinating as the rest of the world.
Lorelai: But you have cable, right? I mean, you could watch movies.
Emily: Yes, but I never know where the maid puts that guide they send you, so I always wind up turning it on after a movie has already started and I don't like to come in on the middle of things.
Lorelai: But you could tape the movies, or get a DVD player.
Emily: I don't need a DVD player.
Lorelai: Well, why not? Then you could buy all those musicals you love and watch them whenever you felt like it.
Emily: I'm not an invalid, Lorelai.

Quote from Dean

Jess: Give me your order and get out.
Dean: Service with a smile. Six burgers, three cheese two cheddar, one Swiss. Two plain burgers, one chili burger with cheese and onions on the side. Three ham on ryes one mayo, one mustard, one combo. A combo means mustard and...
Jess: I know what a combo means.
Dean: Sorry, guess that confused look is just how your face is.