Paris Quote #108

Quote from Paris in I Can't Get Started

Paris: Better drinking fountains, updated lockers, clearly marked boys' and girls' restrooms. Non-dairy and wheat-free alternatives in the cafeteria. A larger voice in the monetary disbursal of charitable funds donated to our institution. Because it is our institution, yours and mine. Remember, people. If Chilton soars, we soar. If Chilton fails, we fail. It is up to us. We must get involved. We must care. It is not enough to sign a petition to get a Little Debbie machine installed in the senior corridor. Snack cakes will not change the world. Cream filling will not decide our legacy. How will future generations of Chilton students remember the Class of 2003? John F. Kennedy once said: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Those eloquent words are just as relevant here in this hall today. What can you, the future of Chilton, of America, of the world what can you do for your school? I will tell you what you can do. You can vote for me, Paris Geller, for Student Body President. And let me start tomorrow for you today. [silence] Thank you.

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Quote from Sookie

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Lorelai: Alternative songs? Good. Let's see. "Hey Jude"?
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Lorelai: "Seasons In The Sun"?
Sookie: A sentimental favorite.
Lorelai: "Cat's In The Cradle"?
Sookie: Oh, it makes you reexamine your priorities.
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Quote from Michel

Lorelai: Michel, how is the RSVP list coming?
Michel: Well, I must say this has been especially challenging for me. When you are talking about a wedding with up to 40 people all living within a five-mile radius, how can one person be expected to keep track of all of that?
Lorelai: Just an answer will do.
Michel: You know, it got a little hairy there for a moment. I almost needed a second sheet of paper.
Lorelai: I'm not going to let you annoy me out of making you handle it.
Michel: Oh, we'll see.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: You know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word "oy", and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh, dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink up, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together in the same sentence you'd have a great new catchphrase. Like, "Oy with the poodles already". [Rory laughs] So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise we'll use our favorite new catchphrase: "Oy with the poodles already". I'm telling you, it's knocking "What you talking about, Willis?" out of first place.