Lorelai Quote #820
Quote from Lorelai in Dead Uncles and Vegetables
Luke: I'm gonna change, then you can retire from your diner career forever.
Lorelai: No, it's fun. I came up with some new diner phrases. You know what a "lucky duck cluck" is?
Luke: No.
Lorelai: It's foie gras with chicken and green shamrock frosting.
Luke: Why would anyone order that?
Lorelai: If they're high.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Dead Uncles and Vegetables’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: Nine rooms for Luke from Luke's diner?
Lorelai: That's right.
Michel: French Fry convention?
Lorelai: No, just personal.
Michel: Milkshake symposium?
Lorelai: No, it's personal and I'm vouching for him.
Michel: Soda pop seminar?
Lorelai: Stop.
Michel: Pickle party?
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: We're running out of coffee.
Luke: I'll make some more.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Luke: Do you know how?
Lorelai: Do I? I'm Cathy Coffee, mister, the bastard offspring of Mrs. Folger and Juan Valdez.
Quote from Michel
Michel: That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant.
Lorelai: Who?
Michel: The flannel man with the protruding ankles.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke.
Michel: I forgot his name from the desk to here. That's how memorable he is.