Lorelai Quote #609

Quote from Lorelai in Like Mother, Like Daughter

Mrs. Burdiness: Don't worry about being late for your next class. I'll write you a note if you want.
Rory: Okay.
Mrs. Burdiness: I know from your records you're a stickler for punctuality.
Lorelai: I am a stickler, yes. I only slipped one time last year. I hit a deer. Actually, he hit me. Or she did. Or not me, my car. But, um, then he or she ran away, and I think it turned out okay. I didn't see it again, so I can't definitively say. But I did look for him or her. [sighs] It's a big story for me. I'm surprised I don't tell it better.

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 ‘Like Mother, Like Daughter’ Quotes

Quote from Rory

Lorelai: Take your schoolbooks and leave the others.
Rory: I need all of my other books.
Lorelai: You don't need all these.
Rory: I think I do.
Lorelai: Edna St. Vincent Millay?
Rory: That's my bus book.
Lorelai: Uh-huh. What's the Faulkner?
Rory: My other bus book.
Lorelai: So just take one bus book.
Rory: No, the Millay is a biography. And sometimes on the bus, when I pull out a biography and I think to myself, "Well, I don't feel like reading about a person's life right now" then I'll switch to the novel. And sometimes if I'm not into the novel, I'll switch back.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: Barry Manilow.
Lorelai: Ugh, stop.
Rory: [sings] Looks like we made it-
Lorelai: Oh, yeah? Spice Girls.
Rory: Duran Duran.
Lorelai: Dido.
Rory: Olivia Newton-John.
Lorelai: The Macarena. You and Lane for hours and hours, for weeks on end.
Rory: Hey, ye were mocking. You can't mock the mocking.
Lorelai: All right, this is getting ugly.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Wow. Busy today. Has Luke been advertising or something?
Rory: He gets good word of mouth.
Lorelai: Well, we have to start spreading bad word of mouth so we can always have a table.
Rory: Well, that would be wrong, but sure. Vermin?
Lorelai: Or no potable water.
Rory: Or no potable vermin.
Lorelai: That'd scare them away.
Rory: Or confuse them away.