Michel Quote #251
Quote from Michel in Sadie, Sadie
Sookie: Michel, I'm gonna need you to move.
Michel: In a minute.
Sookie: What are you doing?
Michel: I am weighing my turkey.
Sookie: Why?
Michel: A group of scientists did a study on rats where they cut their daily calories by 30%.
Sookie: And you felt left out?
Michel: No, the rats lived 30% longer. And the scientists were so impressed that they cut their own calories just like the rats.
Sookie: It was a very nice display of solidarity.
Michel: I have decided to do the same. I figure if I stay alive long enough these scientists will be able to cure anything, including death... therefore ensuring my indefinite existence.
Sookie: So you're going to live forever? Like on Fame?
Michel: Don't speak to me.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Sadie, Sadie’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Hey.
Luke: Fresh coffee will be ready in a minute unless you want to just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts.
Lorelai: No, thanks, I can wait.
Luke: What the helI's going on with them?
Lorelai: Oh, I don't know.
Luke: Crazy people. The whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with Ping-Pong tables and hand puppets.
Quote from Lane
Rory: What's wrong? Did she find your CD burner?
Lane: My parents are sending me to Korea for the summer to visit my cousins.
Rory: So?
Lane: They're sending to Korea and they won't tell me when I'm coming back.
Rory: What do you mean they won't tell you?
Lane: I mean, they bought me a one-way ticket. One-way. The plane goes there and stops.
Rory: Are you sure?
Lane: I called the airline to confirm it and my parents were in their room whispering all morning. When my mother came out, she looked very happy. She was humming. I swear, they're planning on sending me to Korea for the rest of my life.
Rory: Lane, come on.
Lane: It's going to be just like that Sally Field movie when her husband took them to Iran and wouldn't let them come back. Except, I won't have to keep my head covered.
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Hey, what's with the turkey?
Sookie: Oh, Michel thinks he's going to live forever.
Lorelai: Like on Fame?
Sookie: That's what I said.
Michel: A hundred years from now, I will sit around telling my fellow men of science about the two of you, and we will giggle like little girls at your ignorance. Now I have work to do.
Lorelai: He did say 'giggle like little girls,' right?
Sookie: Forget him.