Lorelai Quote #337
Quote from Lorelai in Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
Lorelai: Oh, God. Mom has gone a little crazy with the figurines here. A little Kathy Bates? Although, you probably haven't seen Misery, which is a good thing. 'Cause Rory couldn't sleep alone for a week after we watched it. That wouldn't be a problem for you because you don't sleep alone anyway. I'm guessing. I don't know what your and Mom's sleeping arrangement is. Now I'm wishing I hadn't brought it up because it's a "Wow, don't want to go there" kind of a subject for me. Not for you, because you should definitely go there if you... Well, anyway... [figurines clatter] Ah!
Richard: Oh, what have you done now?
Lorelai: Nothing, I'm just putting the bunny back with his little friends and I just sort of massacred them a little bit. But, that's life in the jungle, isn't it?
Richard: Just sit down, please.
Lorelai: Okay. Sorry.
Richard: Just sit with your hands in your lap.
Lorelai: Sorry.
Richard: And I'm trying to read. So please, just be quiet, and try not to break anything else.
Emily: Now, we having a nice chat?
Lorelai: Yeah, we're having a great conversation, me and Morrie.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: I don't know what's wrong with me. This is a beautiful festival. People should be enjoying it.
Luke: It's a crazy festival based on a nutty myth about two lunatics who in all probability did not even exist. Even if they did, they probably dropped dead of diphtheria before age 24. The town of Stars Hollow probably got its name from the local dance hall prostitute. Two rich drunk guys who made up the story to make it look good on a poster.
Lorelai: You're full of hate and loathing, and I got to tell you I love it.
Luke: Oh, it's good to have someone to share this hate with.
Quote from Paris
Tristin: Ah, to be young and in love.
Paris: What a shame Elizabeth Barrett Browning wasn't here to see this. She'd put her head through a wall.
Quote from Rory
Dean: So, what book did you bring?
Rory: What?
Dean: Come on. You always bring a book, and I was just wondering what's the three-month anniversary book?
Rory: Actually, I brought The New Yorker.
Dean: A magazine, really?
Rory: It's the fiction issue.