Lorelai Quote #299

Quote from Lorelai in That Damn Donna Reed

Christopher: Hi. Nice shirt. Take it off.
Lorelai: Christopher?
Rory: Dad! This is great! What are you doing here?
Christopher: I'm here to see you. And your mom, who's not saying anything about as loud as a person can.
Lorelai: Hello.
Christopher: A word. Perhaps there's a phrase in my future. Okay, why is that man staring at me?
Rory: That's Taylor Doose. He owns the market. He knows all and sees all.
Lorelai: So, what's with the just showing up, Mr. Spontaneity Guy?
Christopher: Well, my folks are in Connecticut, so I'm here to see them. On the way I thought I'd stop by and surprise the Gilmore girls. Are you surprised?
Lorelai: Oh, the teeniest feather could knock me in the gutter.


 ‘That Damn Donna Reed’ Quotes

Quote from Lane

Lane: Okay, let's have a look. Okay, we have classic rock, progressive rock, pretty-boy rock...
Rory: Excuse me?
Lane: Bon Jovi, Duran Duran, The Wallflowers, Bush...
Rory: Got it. Next?
Lane: Uh, punk, new wave, German metal bands... Broadway soundtracks.
Rory: Interesting filing system.
Lane: Anything yet?
Rory: Nope, sorry.
Lane: Okay. Well, over there, we have jazz, jazz vocals, classical, country rockabilly, Sinatra: The Capitol Years. Oh, wait. The miscellaneous section.
Rory: Hey, that sounds right. William Shatner? Is this the one where he sings "Tambourine Man"?
Lane: And "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".
Rory: Remind me to get this for my mom for her birthday.

Quote from Dean

Dean: What are we watching?
Lorelai: The incomparable Donna Reed Show.
Rory: What's in there?
Dean: A salad.
Rory: Salad?
Dean: Yeah, it's a quaint dish sometimes used to precede large quantities of pizza. [Lorelai and Rory give Dean a puzzled look] It's for me.
Rory: Clearly.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Kick-ass wine.
Emily: How poetic.
Lorelai: It's got a nice smell. Earthy, vibrant. You can taste the Italian's feet.
Richard: Well, it's a Bordeaux. It's French.
Lorelai: Hmm. What's an Italian's foot doing in a French wine?