Lorelai Quote #2248
Quote from Lorelai in I'm OK, You're OK
Lorelai: I'm sorry, but after you almost get killed on a plane and on the freeway, why would you choose to go on a crazy, terrifying roller coaster?
Rory: Oh, boy.
Lorelai: I mean, at that point, just stay home, right?
Rory: Because it's a horror movie.
Lorelai: Yes, but it doesn't make sense.
Rory: It's not supposed to make sense. It's supposed to make you sick.
Lorelai: Fine. Whatever.
Lorelai: I'm heading over to the inn. Do you wanna come over and hang?
Rory: No. I gotta run some errands. I'll meet you there later.
Lorelai: All right, but watch out that a streetlight doesn't accidentally break off, swing down and decapitate you.
Rory: Will do.
Lorelai: I mean why even bother calling it Final Destination 3? At that point, just call it Now You're Really, Really, Really Dead.
Rory: Hello, Hollywood? Boy, have I got a pitch for you.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘I'm OK, You're OK’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Mom, come on. You were gonna be invited over. I just wanted to make sure everything was done and ready and that I could have you over when I could spend the maximum amount of time showing you around. [whispers to Luke as she opens the door] My parents are here. [Luke turns around and leaves] I was hoping to have a nice little catered affair, you know, with guys in black coats carrying trays. 'Cause I know how much you love guys in black coats carrying trays.
Emily: Who was at the door?
Lorelai: Oh, it was Ed McMahon. He's always showing up with these big cardboard checks. They are impossible to endorse, by the way.
Emily: I am never not sorry that I ask these questions.
Quote from Paris
Paris: I mean, who are we kidding? I am not cut out to deal with people. I was made to be in a lab or an operating room or a bunker somewhere with a well-behaved monkey by my side. I'm sorry, too, you know, for throwing you out.
Rory: Consider it even.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, well, if it isn't New Haven's favorite whore hound.
Logan: Is Rory here?
Paris: Yes.
Logan: Can I talk to her?
Paris: No. But you can talk to me. [opens door] What do you wanna talk about? Life? Love? Common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?
Logan: Rory?
Paris: Rashes, sores, insanity.