Michel Quote #207
Quote from Michel in You've Been Gilmored
Lorelai: So this is a hat thing?
Michel: I just don't like Luke's system. He misses many things that needs to be fixed. Many things.
Lorelai: Well, so jot them down.
Michel: That's not how we make the list.
Lorelai: So type them up.
Michel: No! We make the list at Weston's over coffee. That's what we do when we make the list. We go once a month to Weston's together, and we sit, and we decide on the work for the handyman. That's our thing. We get very large coffees, and we split a slice of red-velvet cake, and we gossip, and I eat the whole cake, and you never tell anyone.
Lorelai: Oh, Michel, I liked our trips to Weston's.
Michel: Oh, yes, that is what I do when I like something. I cut it out of my life completely.
Lorelai: I didn't cut coffee with you out of my life.
Michel: Oh, then you just forgot? How special those times must have been for you.
Lorelai: It's just been crazy around here, and, well, it was nice to save a little money with Luke.
Michel: Money isn't everything, you know. People come to work for more than just the money. Although my direct deposit was late again. Maybe that's something you can finally get around to looking into.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘You've Been Gilmored’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Richard: You sure he's legit?
Lorelai: Of course it's legit. Come on, Dad.
Richard: Don't be naive. There are schemers about preying on the naive.
Emily: John Kendall.
Richard: John was drinking at a party, met a fellow, switched all of his coverage to the guy, wrote him a huge check on the spot. Then he suffered earthquake damage, and there was no record of the insurance transaction. It was a scam. Now he's working at the gift shop at the Grand Ol' Opry.
Emily: Horrid music.
Richard: Sells cowboy shirts and toy banjos.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Oh, I feel like I should run in there and yell at them about something.
Luke: About what?
Lorelai: I don't know. That's what's stopping me.
Luke: What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
Lorelai: You've been Gilmored.
Quote from Richard
Richard: Better not wait. Small gaps in your insurance coverage can lead to big mistakes. Oh, I could tell you horror stories.
Emily: Brian Hunter.
Richard: Yes. He owned a home for 40 years - huge mansion - never updated his coverage. One night, his trophy bimbo wife got into a drunken snit, lit a curtain on fire with her marijuana cigarette, and burned the place to the ground. He couldn't afford to rebuild. Lost his fortune, lost the bimbo.
Emily: Now he sells sunglasses out of the back of a van in California. Cheap ones.
Richard: Because he didn't update his coverage.