Luke Quote #345
Quote from Luke in Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number
Luke: Okay. Uh, just a couple of questions here. Once you've electrocuted me and I'm dead, uh, how exactly do I get to the operating table?
Lorelai: Uh, good question. Maybe I can position the operating table right near the electric chair so I can just flop you over onto it after you die.
Luke: Okay, let's say we work that out. Now that I'm on the table, you're gonna cut me open with what?
Lorelai: A big, rusty saw.
Luke: And then you're gonna pull link sausages out of me.
Lorelai: Real slow and creepy like.
Luke: Okay, great. Last question. Uh, what are the odds of you getting me to do a skit where you electrocute me, cut me open, and pull link sausages out of me? 'Cause I'm thinking they're right up there with Pia Zadora making a big comeback.
Lorelai: Oh, come on.This will be fun.
Luke: No way, not happening.
Lorelai: But this is our first Halloween together as a full-blown, committed, soon-to-be-married couple. We need to start our own traditions.
Luke: I'll tell you what, I'll build you the chair, help with the test tubes, and then I'm done.
Lorelai: But you would be so scary with smoke coming out of your nose. I really want to see that.
Luke: Well, we're gonna be together the rest of our lives, so odds are you will.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: This might be my least favorite door in the world to knock on.
Lorelai: What about death's door?
Luke: The reception on the other side might be warmer.
Quote from Sookie
Sookie: I can't believe Rory's turning 21. It seems like just yesterday she was crying because you told her Charlotte Bronte couldn't come to her sleepover... because she's dead.
Quote from Paris
Paris: That's right. Paris Geller is the new editor of the Yale Daily News. I was worried about the intimidation factor 'cause people tend to be afraid of me, but I campaigned hard and I really worked the "my parents left me broke" angle, got a little sympathy vote, and the next thing I know, I am the man.
Doyle: My woman is the man.
Paris: I mean, it's so incredible. Last year, I was sleeping with the editor.
Doyle: And this year, I am.
Paris: I can't wait. The changes I'm going to make.
Doyle: Hold on to your hats, people.
Paris: I'm going to crack that whip, raise that bar. The last person that ran the shop was too busy ironing his petticoat to put out a decent paper.
Doyle: That's about to change.
Paris: You know it is.