Luke: Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that?
Lorelai: Like what? His posture's perfect.
Luke: Chairs are for people.
Lorelai: Not that chair. That's Paul Anka's chair.
Luke: Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria on them. You shouldn't have fleas and malaria in the room that you're gonna eat in.
Lorelai: I don't eat in here. They do.