Sookie: I want your wedding to be perfect or I want nothing to do with it.
Lorelai: Oh really? Wow, that might be a problem. 'Cause I was hoping for one of those disastrous weddings where we lose both rings minutes before the ceremony and I get a nosebleed as I'm walking down the aisle. Then later, at the reception, Luke is found in the coat-check room Jude Law-ing it with one of the bridesmaids.