Lorelai: Now I have to figure out what to do with Paul Anka. You know, I've never left him alone so late before, and he might start doing that howling thing the neighbors are so fond of, but... Well, that's okay. So you know, I guess I could just leave him here and I can come back and get him after work, which will be 3:00, 4:00 in the morning. Boy. Late. Or I could drop him off at a kennel for a few hours. There's a good one in Woodbridge. Of course, I'd have to leave now and pick up some dilithium crystals on the way to fix the warp drive in my jeep so that I could drive there and back in time to meet the wedding party back at the inn, but that's doable. Yeah and then, of course, by the time I get off work and drive all the way back there, the kennel will be closed, so I'd have to break in, and that would set off some security system, and then I'd be arrested. So I should probably put a nail file on my shoe. And how much longer are you gonna make me do this?
Luke: I just wanted to see how long you'd go on.
Lorelai: Well, you know my babbling capabilities are infinite.
Luke: I'll take the dog home with me. And points for the dilithium-crystal reference.
Lorelai: Well, when you sleep with geeks...