Lane: Uh, look, guys, I've got an announcement kind of in my capacity as band manager, and I think it's gonna cheer you up... a lot.
Zach: What?
Lane: Well, as you know, each gig paid us a little something, and we stayed free at people's houses along the way, and we sold a decent amount of t-shirts, so, besides food, which we consumed in moderation, there were days that we spent practically nothing.
Zach: Yeah?
Lane: Well, I wanted us to come out of this tour with something, so I figured the best way to motivate us to save would be to fib a little on how much we had.
Gill: You fibbed a little?
Lane: Actually, a lot, but it paid off big, guys, because we're going home with over $9,000. Huh? $9,000, American dollars. Why aren't you guys jumping up and down?
Brian: Besides the fact that my spinal cord severed somewhere on the 95?
Zach: And that we haven't eaten a full meal in over two months?
Gill: I thought we were broke.
Lane: See? See how it worked? And now we're reaping the rewards.
Zach: Lane, we were starving. We scrimped on everything.
Brian: I stopped brushing my teeth because I couldn't buy toothpaste.
Gill: I've been washing my hair with bar soap.
Lane: But think about what we can do with the money. We can record, make a CD. Nirvana made "Bleach" for $600. Even factoring in inflation, if we're on our game, we could make "Bleach" 10 times over.