Lorelai: You shouldn't have told her.
Luke: Yeah, you should've told her.
Lorelai: No. She's not being told anything. Neither of us should've told her.
Luke: But if one of us isn't going to tell her, then I'm the one that shouldn't.
Lorelai: Right. Meaning not you. I should've told her.
Luke: Then we're in full agreement, you should've told her.
Lorelai: That's not what I'm saying.
Luke: But you said it, and I agreed, so I win.
Lorelai: How do you win?
Luke: 'Cause I have the high ground. That gives me the upper hand on anything you got.