Lorelai: And, you know, this little guy has already taught me something I didn't know. Just because they make it for a dog doesn't mean a dog is gonna like it. Toys, including squeakies and the "whazzup" variety... no interest. Rawhide bones, no interest. Popcorn, scared of it.
Luke: Scared of popcorn?
Lorelai: Yeah, and also of tissue holders, paperbacks, CDs, framed pictures, and lint. Oh, and when I drink something, he gets freaked out like I'm gonna die, and I have to pick him up and rock him like a baby until he calms down. It's been quite a first day for us.