Luke: Look, should I ask the question that immediately came to mind when I first saw the thing, or should I just shut up?
Lorelai: No, shoot.
Luke: Is it okay for you-
Lorelai: That hamster was defective, period. Plus, they only live like three years. I looked it up, and and and he would have been dead by now anyway. So, world, stop with the hamster already.
Luke: But the turtle-
Lorelai: The same thing with the turtle.
Luke: Yeah, but they live to be 90.