Luke: We could toast.
Lorelai: Toast, yes. Toast, good. What'll we toast with?
Luke: Uh...
Lorelai: I mean, I know you won't have champagne, but maybe some wine or beer or something?
Luke: Nothing, I've got nothing.
Lorelai: No, you must have something.
Luke: Grapefruit juice and Worcestershire sauce.
Lorelai: Neither sounds very festive.
Luke: I could cut it with some festive ketchup.
Lorelai: No, we need something sparkly.