Lorelai: Okay, Taylor, listen. You're going to be the first one to hear the big news.
Taylor Doose: Do I have to hear it now? I have so many things to-
Lorelai: Luke and I are engaged.
Taylor Doose: You are?
Lorelai: As of just a few minutes ago.
Taylor Doose: Well, what do you know. I thought there was a better chance of all four of the Beatles getting back together than you two ever calming down long enough to get engaged.
Lorelai: Yeah, well, wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, right?