Quote from Lorelai in Blame Booze and Melville
Lorelai: So, there's no machine? Doctor: Machine? Lorelai: Yeah, a machine you could stick me in. You know, you're putting pig vessels in people. Isn't there a machine that could tell me right away, away from the prying eyes of the garbage man? Doctor: You really need to wait and take the test at the proper time. Lorelai: Okay, see, I'm eating an apple. Now, normally, this would not be a sign of anything except hunger. Except I don't eat much fruit. I know I should, but I don't have a hankering for it. Had it when I was pregnant with my first kid, though. Kept craving those apples. And this morning, boy, was I craving an apple. Doctor: Well, that could be a sign. Lorelai: It could? Doctor: Or not. Lorelai: [sighs] Okay. You're nice. You're sweet. I've taken up too much of your time. Thank you.