Quote from Kirk in Blame Booze and Melville
Luke: I haven't raised the price of my toast in seven years, Kirk. It's still a bargain. Kirk: I'll give you a $1.04. Luke: No. Kirk: $1.05. That's my last offer. Luke: Do I look like E-bay? Kirk: I take my toast dry. Isn't there a butter and jam discount? Luke: No. Kirk: What about your chairs? I'm light, and I tend to plop my butt directly on the chair without sliding, so there's practically no wear and tear. Luke: There's no discount for direct butt-plopping. Kirk: What about- Luke: Fine. $1.05. It's $1.05. You got it.