Lorelai: I nearly cried when I read it.
Luke: Good.
Lorelai: And the fact that when Emily Gilmore reads it, she's going to hire men to attack me with tire irons, well, that's something else altogether.
Luke: What'd they put in?
Lorelai: Not every heinous thing I said about her, but enough. I mean, it's good stuff, it's funny. Maybe if I told them not the face.
Luke: Who?
Lorelai: The guys, with the tire irons.