Luke: Hey. That's it. I've had it.
Lorelai: You've had what?
Luke: She's a crazy woman. And now she's upstairs and ladles are mysteriously flying out of the kitchen.
Lorelai: Who's upstairs?
Luke: Sookie's upstairs!
Lorelai: No, Sookie's at home.
Luke: No, Sookie's supposed to be at home. And then I didn't strain the sauce twice, so she came here to drive me crazy and she brought her loony husband with her.
Lorelai: Jackson's here? How am I missing all of this?
Luke: I don't know, and I don't care! I'm through! I'm not taking this anymore!
Lorelai: What do you mean, you're not taking it anymore? What are you going to do?
Luke: You want to know what I'm going to do? Nothing! Because I am in a relationship with you and you know very well I can't leave. All I can do is come out here and say I'm through and pretend I have a leg to stand on and then march back into that kitchen and keep doing the job. But, oh, boy, I'm going to be thinking about what I would have done if we weren't in a relationship, even though that would mean I wouldn't be in this position in the first place. Excuse me.