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Gilmore Girls: But I'm a Gilmore!

519. But I'm a Gilmore!

Aired April 26, 2005

Rory doesn't get a warm reception when Logan introduces her to his parents as his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Luke takes charge of the Dragonfly Inn's kitchen when Sookie is put on bed rest.

Quote from Lorelai

Paris: Founder's Day punch?
Kirk: Abba Zabbas.
Lorelai: Good morning, Vietnam. [Paris groans] How's everyone feeling today? Terrific. Okay, I got tacos, hard tacos, I got soft tacos, I got fries, curly, straight, and spicy.
Paris: Are you serious?
Lorelai: Trust me. It's the best hangover food on the East Coast.
Kirk: You get a Mars bar? You know, hair of the dog?
Lorelai: Ah, there's pop tarts in the cabinet, Kirk. Coffee'll be up in a minute, grab some water and start hydrating!
Paris: The smell of these tacos is making me nauseous.
Lorelai: No, no, no. That's the quart of Patty's non-FDA-approved Founder's Day punch you drank last night. Eat a taco.


Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Oh, here, before I forget. Um, this fell out of your pocket last night while you were pulling an Exorcist.
Rory: Mm. Paris gave it to me to hold so she wouldn't call Doyle.
Lorelai: She was the talk of the town this morning. Attacked the pretzel cart, police backup had to be called for the first time ever.
Rory: She was quite a mess.
Lorelai: Uh-huh. So apparently it was a theme.
Rory: I am sorry. It won't happen again, believe me.
Lorelai: You, of all people, should know the dangers of the Founder's Day punch. Did you learn nothing from Mommy's Coyote Ugly bar dance at last year's Salute to the Quakers festival?
Rory: Oh, now, you can't blame that all on the punch.
Lorelai: Well, don't get me wrong, I'm always up for a little mother-daughter bonding, but seriously, when did facials go out of style?

Quote from Michel

Michel: [on the phone] Hold on a second. [to Lorelai] It's for you. It's Sookie. She's done with her doctor's appointment.
Lorelai: Oh, she say how she is?
Michel: Mm, to someone who may have asked her, I'm sure she would have.

Quote from Sookie

Sookie: [on the phone] The bastard put me on bed rest.
Lorelai: What?
Sookie: Dr. Menck. He told me to lie down immediately and not to get up again until little Cherry or Norric comes out.
Lorelai: Oh. Well, we'll get to the names in a second.

Quote from Lorelai

Sookie: [on the phone] You need to grate six carrots and four parsnips, and then take some flour and butter, melt the butter, make a roux.
Lorelai: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Uh, baby, you lost me at carrots. Which, uh, by the way, was the first draft of "You had me at hello".
Sookie: You had me at what? What are you talking about?
Lorelai: Oh, sorry. I see we've entered the no humor zone.

Quote from Michel

Lorelai: Okay, now tell me who does what, and what we need to keep things running.
Michel: Well, we need Sookie here.
Lorelai: Okay. Well, she's not going to be here, so let's go to plan B.
Michel: Okay, plan B. That involves Sookie's clone, also named Sookie.

Quote from Rory

Logan: How's that headache of yours?
Rory: Subsiding a little. The mashed potato, mac and cheese, biscuit, gravy plate combo really helped a lot.
Logan: I have to say, half the fun in being with you is the horrified looks on the waiters' faces.
Rory: Please. I'm an amateur compared to my mother.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: [on the phone] Sookie, the applications, from the culinary institute, for your temporary replacement?
Sookie: Are they not there?
Lorelai: Uh, depends on where 'there' is.
Sookie: Huh. They're around somewhere. Check the freezer. Sometimes I like to read in there.
Lorelai: That's very Lucy of you. I'll call when I find them.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: You know, I love watching you cook. It's hot.
Luke: That's because you're standing right next to the broiler.
Lorelai: Oh, is that what we're calling it now?
Luke: Not in front of the guys, please.
Lorelai: Fine. I'll save my dirty cooking jokes for later.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: I am going to tell you something. But when I do, you cannot say a word.
Lorelai: Why not?
Rory: Because I don't want to hear it.
Lorelai: Hear what?
Rory: What you're going to say.
Lorelai: But how do you know what I'm going to say?
Rory: Trust me. I know.
Lorelai: Hey, I have been known to say some very surprising things. "Hugh, I know you're with Elizabeth Hurley, but how about picking up a hooker tonight?" That was me.

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