Lorelai: Hello, is somebody there?
Rory: Hey, Mom.
Lorelai: "Hey, Mom"? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is "Hey, Mom"? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
Rory: Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
Lorelai: What are you doing here, Sassy McSassterson?