Kirk: You know, Lulu's my first real girlfriend. I had an imaginary girlfriend for a while when I was young, but she left me.
Luke: Well, that happens.
Kirk: I wish Lulu and I could have what you and Lorelai have.
Luke: Oh, you can have that, Kirk. You will have that. In fact, why don't you leave, and go have it right now?
Kirk: You know, I live with my mother.
Luke: Apparently I'm officially in this conversation, don't know how it happened, but...
Kirk: My mother is allergic to Lulu. The minute Lulu comes in the room, my mother will cough and choke and turn red. Her throat closes up, everything gets puffy. Lulu's tried everything. She changed her soap, her perfume, shampoo, cream rinse, deodorant. She's actually kind of a mess right now. But nothing seems to work.
Luke: Kirk.
Kirk: Obviously I can't have Mother choking three times a week, so I considered constructing a separate entrance to my room, so that Lulu won't actually have to walk through the house, but that's going to cost about forty thousand dollars, 'cause I'd have to break through a bearing wall...