Quote from Lorelai in Jews and Chinese Food
Sookie: Ooo, what's in the bag? And that is... Lorelai: A bag of Santa beards. Sookie: Naturally. Lorelai: I need twenty-five dark beards for Fiddler on the Roof. I drove to four different towns and six different costume shops and this is all I could find. Apparently Lieberman's the only Jew in Connecticut.