Emily: [on the phone] I picked up my dress from the dressmaker and it's a disaster.
Lorelai: What?
Emily: I got it home and it's falling apart. I need you to fix it.
Lorelai: Uh, but-
Emily: I'm coming over.
Lorelai: No, Mom, I-
Emily: Yes, I need you to fix this.
Lorelai: I'm not the woman who made it. Make her fix it.
Emily: When a woman gives birth to a crack baby you do not buy her a puppy.
Lorelai: What does that mean?