Quote from Emily in Wedding Bell Blues
Emily: [on the phone] I picked up my dress from the dressmaker and it's a disaster. Lorelai: What? Emily: I got it home and it's falling apart. I need you to fix it. Lorelai: Uh, but- Emily: I'm coming over. Lorelai: No, Mom, I- Emily: Yes, I need you to fix this. Lorelai: I'm not the woman who made it. Make her fix it. Emily: When a woman gives birth to a crack baby you do not buy her a puppy. Lorelai: What does that mean?